I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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