I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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