i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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