I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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