That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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