just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize