So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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