I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Blood and glitter go together right?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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