I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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