I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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