I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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