Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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