Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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