Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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