Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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