why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I would ride that face into the sunset
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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