Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
How's work?
Spinning.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Randomize