Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
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