That's when you crack a 10am beer
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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