At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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