I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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