The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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