Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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