but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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