your room smells of hookers.
And success
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
