I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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