Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
