I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
The air was thick with penises
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
