I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
