hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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