I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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