I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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