At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
It's not a walk of shame if you run
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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