I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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