does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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