Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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