after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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