All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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