Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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