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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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