Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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