omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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