She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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