shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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