doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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