Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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