The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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