drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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