Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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