Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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