Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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