So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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