no. you can't hotbox the world.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
we should paint friendship bongs
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