People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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