He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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